What a Corker!!!

Here's another great product I picked up on my recent visit to Australiaargh. These days there's so much blood, shit and 'oomshka' on the battlefield, more often than not your fighting off an army of flies rather than your intended enemy. Well here's an extremely efficient and, i might add, quite eye-catching solution to the problem...

(Available by chainmail-order from the usual stockists)