Tuesday, 30 November 2010

Graxx Hardshaft

Here's a blood-curdling rendering of the great Graxx Hardshaft, a much-feared bastard and infamous Barbarian-Porn actor from the early '70's. Thanks to avid Barb-Porn collector Seb Burnett for sending it in.

"Graxx held the hard shaft of his massive weapon in his strong hands... should he kill the sexy monster ladies now or after?"

Fire and Ice

Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Tinkers Piss

Quite deceptive this beer, in that it has the appearance of a light summer ale, and yet the strong taste and alcoholic content of a fartified wine.
Vinegary at first, the potent odour of yeast gives way to a warmer figgier aroma which lingers and then seems to collapse somewhat inevitably into dung.
For its robust stench alone I will give it 3/5.

'Innovations in Weaponry' - No. 17a


Tuesday, 26 October 2010

12 Inches of Pork!

You can't get MORE Old-Skool than these original 12" Pork-Vinyl records I found up in the attic this weekend. I'll be spinning them down at "The Chuntering Munter" this friday night. It's going to be CAAARNAGE, so make sure you're there. Remember Friday night is Goblins night....FREE entry to all Goblins b4 10pm. Boar Selectaaargggh!!!

Monday, 25 October 2010