An immensely innovative design for the heavyweight Barbarian, this stylish model has been signed by Sir Jimmy of Page!
Spread your muck over extreme distances with this new Crapapult, by Throg!
This is bound to cause a real stink on the battlefield! I WANT ONE!!!
The latest in Ballistic invention, this self-cocking hand-held Eelbow fires all breeds of Eel a bloody long way, or your money back!