'Innovations in Weaponry' - No. 17a

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New Balls Please!!!

Slaarzenger Sports Axe!
This axe is perfectly weighted so you can Smash and Lob with ease.

Axes of Evil - No.1

Double-Handled Axe!

An immensely innovative design for the heavyweight Barbarian, this stylish model has been signed by Sir Jimmy of Page!

What a Corker!!!

Here's another great product I picked up on my recent visit to Australiaargh. These days there's so much blood, shit and 'oomshka' on the battlefield, more often than not your fighting off an army of flies rather than your intended enemy. Well here's an extremely efficient and, i might add, quite eye-catching solution to the problem...

(Available by chainmail-order from the usual stockists)

Who Flung Dung!

Spread your muck over extreme distances with this new Crapapult.
It's causing a real stink on the battlefield!