All of a Quiver!

Been feeling soooo grotty since the outbreak of my cankerous pox that I decided I needed a bit of retail therapy!
I managed to find this elegant Quiver of Fiddlesticks for a real bargain down at Primaarrgghk!

What a Corker!!!

Here's another great product I picked up on my recent visit to Australiaargh. These days there's so much blood, shit and 'oomshka' on the battlefield, more often than not your fighting off an army of flies rather than your intended enemy. Well here's an extremely efficient and, i might add, quite eye-catching solution to the problem...

(Available by chainmail-order from the usual stockists)

Wonderful new Gilet-O-Fish!

A Viking friend has sent me this high-end sleeveless jacket embroidered with fruits from the sea! Windproof/Bloodproof and wonderfully aromatic in the sun. Comes fully gutted.