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Showing posts with label gallery. Show all posts

Friday, 1 October 2010

Iron Wazzock

Here's a piece sent in to us by Zarrt Rape-Gravy of the Hidden Realms (AKA Rikke Asbjorn) depicting the popular bedtime tale of Gromp Gore-Gusher and his steed Iron Wazzock during their triumphant return from the battle of Raging Crud. Legend has it that they spent the whole eight week journey in awkward silence after Iron Wazzock's enthused galloping caused Gromp to become unnecessarily aroused.

Wolf Sentinel

One of our fans has sent in this really rather striking picture of a Wolf Sentinel, guarding his (or her) coastal hamlet from the threat of attack.
What do you think he/she might be thinking as he stands there, alone, yet vigilant?

Thursday, 30 September 2010

The Wabberjockey!

Imagine this fearsome bastard whiffling through your Tulgey wood!

Tuesday, 28 September 2010

'Zor of the Broken Lands'

Budding artist, Gorath Wretch-Grip of the Halls of Joradd Iron-Knees, (AKA Chris Garbutt) has kindly sent us a lovely painting from a recent trip abroad. You can see the full-size image in our new Gallery section. Here’s a bit about the piece in Gorath’s own words…
‘Despite the horror of the moment, I was moved to record the final stand of Ffergart the Bald whilst we were accompanying him on his Bachelor Weekend in the Broken Lands of Krurchzarrgk. Brimming with ale and thirsty for battle, Ffergart confronted the legendary guardian of the Rocks of Zluumrm, Zor the Unvincible.
Zor rendered Ffergart paralyzed with his putrid fore-anal defence mechanism and then, while we watched, sucked the life fluid from Ffergart’s helpless form. A more painful death I have never seen, nor a more fitting end to a wonderful weekend with friends.